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GTFO! This isn't myspace!

no it's mine. HA SEE WHAT I DID THERE!

If you do, you'll leave Mentos in a tight spot.

mentos is mah dawg.

Look, I believe that there is always hope. Your problems can be solved, and I would think that it would be especially easy because I know how tough the European police are. I live in Germany for Christ's sake, and I know that the local polezei rule with an iron fist. Try reporting your dad to the police, and if that doesn't work, wait until he is doing something to you then attack him with a hidden weapon. You can claim it as self-defence and you won't have a problem. I'm not normally a fan of the Clock Crew, but I don't think that someone who has done all of the things you have done for NG should kill themselves over something so preventable. Oh, and a message to all the fucktards who keep encouarging her to kill herself or say that they want to bang her (or for CamoClock, reveals spoilers) I know over 100 different ways to kill you with just my bare hands, and the internet offers remarkable resources to hunt someone down. I would shut up if I were in any of you guy's shoes.

First Blood part 3

Teehee, people really think you are serious well my posts are serious too! God damn lesbians keep tearing the siding off my hous and me an the missus can't call the police becasue they steal our medicare.

goddamm lesbians

welll run away.lol.

This isn't forrest gump

yeah tell the cops or run away or try to kill him wihle hes drunk.

Great plan McGyver

Is Herwen, Holland really that shitty?

it is the best

I feel sorry for you... but if i was you i shouldnt suicideley him be arrested or run away >_>

Thnkx for the tip ShinobiMark

Wow, youre a retard.

Do you mean: "you're" Irony alert.

I want you to know, that when you die I'm gonna fuck your corpse

hard

I wouldn't want it any other way.

hey quit all this writing! hurry up and kill yourself and give me your newgrounds account LOLOLOLFDSJFJKJSD SDFSDF

hey baby hows it going. can i still fuck you even after you're dead?

Most definatly! Go on aim i have a super secret project!

Never thought someone would post about how they're gonna commit suicide unless they want attention...

Which 99% of the time is the reason why people attempt suicide. Still thnkx for pointing that out sherlock.

Lol she makes some kind of fake post about her suicing and people start talking about sex with deads...

WEIRD!

LOL

You're so right :/

People is strange..

strange is people

Bahhh People isn't that just

Simply

People is Wrong

yes

Damn your cool. Got any friends? After reading all these ignorant replies I hope you'd kill yourself. And yes if you were to let your father continuosly rape and beat you, your dumb as shit. And you say your 19 for fucks sake. Go suck your dads cock you lame ass attention whore. you know you like it.

"I guarantee you I have more depressing and fucked up stories than you can imagine" tell me your funny stories so i can laugh.

It surely takes a lot of time to suicide...

I know, the lawnmower won't start.

what are u doin GRAB THAT RAZOR AND GET ON WITH IT

I can't stand blood!

heh....funny shit...

sexual abuse isn't a laughing matter!

Uhhhhh Ok RECAP

Yellow clock with black hat with with white skull is sad, alone and depressed
So he fakes suicides...

Wasn't it easier to say

"I am sad alone and depressed i want someone to talk with LAWN"

Of course there would be some idiots (as always) but faking suicide is stupid, com'on

Who says im depressed, sad and alone.

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