44 magnum???? I have shotgun here much better
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Shotguns are for rednecks
Wait a minute...a 44 magnum thats it! if you ever get it, put it up to your Dads head! Or if it's just your Dads beer that makes him abusive, shoot the beer! Or just steal it...but if you truly hate your dad, then he has to be the one to go. Think about it closly, who deserves the bullet in the head? You, or your dad? You may have done some bad things, but your dad is abusing her own daughter, I don't think you can top that. Before you leave NG, remember these words...Don't go...
im going to steal his beer. im quite sure he won't get angry at all
r u dead now????
yes im posting this from the grave
Yeah know im very sure that ur kid'n and i think ur not girl right???? go to Comic Con lots of fun there!!!
no cause im not gay
Cut your dad dick and watch him loosing all of his blood! Like in the Hostel 2! ^^
that movie sucks dick
Do it fag!
Was that a dare!?
Temporary die???? got a Sleep
You cleary never seen Buffy the vampire slayer before
No, don't go! I made this, use it to escape!
<a href="http://media.putfile.com/Use-this-to-escape">http://media.putfile.com/Use-this-to-
escape</a>
I made it as fast as I can
that might help!
Kill yourself via Vaginal Penetration and then give me your account.
want me to videotape it for you?
Do u hav PIC??
I do have std's
Ok, see you around Pirate.
~Pin
ok
~Pirate
Someone put this on Encyclopedia Dramatica for lulz
lulz and giggles
I was the slut that made out with Dwarfi's girl, I'm not proud of it but since you'll be dead I figure you'll take it to your grave ok?
ill tell all the undead guys down below. you'll pay!
i don't know whatelse to say, just don't go, Don't Go, DON'T GO!!!
If you go, I go!
i can't go on anymore..so tired...
Here's what you do: You shove your dad up your asshole and
when you go to the bathroom, make sure it's at a retirement home, and put some cake in the toilet. Now, make sure these old people are mutants with portals in there stomachs. The old people will eat him.
Now, your dad will appear in a diffrent planet. Ask god or god clock to blow up the planet.
As he's floating in space, build a space ship out of your own shit and get in an astronaut suit. Jump out of the spaceship, and watch as it crashes into him.
Go back in time when your dad was a newborn and eat him.
Now go into the future when you are 30. He will be your son.
Beat the sex out of him and rip off his dick. Now, go into the future some more. When you are 50, laugh at the fucker because he is now a virgin.
When you are dead, push god out of heavan and take over.
Order all of the angels to commit suicide so you can have the place to yourself.
Reincarnate yourself as a hooker, and come to my house for a good time.
what a vivid imagination
Hey dude i think shes dead now!!! I hope ur happy where u r and Regards me to God... by the way where u r now?? Hell or Heaven?? whats ur first impression on that place????? is the place more bad or good????
MULTIPLE SUICIDE HOOORAY
Good bye and Good Luck
im currently sitting in a tub of kerosine holding a candle
Aw<a href="http://www...Man">www...Man</a>!
She would make such a good hooker...
im not cheap
Pirate Clock is now dead shes on TV now.. LOLZ
im on oprah
Khonjin
Ok, here's the plan. You probably can't sleep at night, use that to your atvantage. When your dad is asleep, steal all his money, take all the food,and try to get a cab to the police/some motel. if you have a cell phone, definatly bring that too. Then, get to an airport, and pretend that your mom is on the plain and they left you behind, you then go someplace. Once landed, I will give you further instructions.
Or just plan B. Jack your dads car. Get a bunch of food off the Dollar menu with the 5 bucks your dad has, and then continue the plan on straifoward. Is this plan better than suicide? (pleasse say yes)
PirateClock
Im 19 i doubt the "my mommy forgot me" plan is going to work. And this sounds like allot of work, maybe id be easier if i just put a .44 magnum, the most powerfull handgun ever made, to my head.